No, toothpicks don’t last very long in an apocalyptic scenario. They’re like a chicken wing! Fat is the fuel of the future. Check what was attractive in the 20’s if you don’t believe me. Garfield points to right center.
The Fat Guy in this picture, who is really offended says:
fucking fat ass
He won’t make it 5 feet before passing out.
Rule #1: Cardio.
The fatties are always the first to go in a zombie attack.
No, toothpicks don’t last very long in an apocalyptic scenario. They’re like a chicken wing! Fat is the fuel of the future. Check what was attractive in the 20’s if you don’t believe me. Garfield points to right center.
You guys are mean.
Shut up you fat fuck! LOLLLLLLLLLL!
of cardiovascular disease!
Why Stroll when you can Roll
………….IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE BEFORE YOU… oh forget it, I can’t run fast enough to catch you =(
yay, house!
This is obviously related. The fat guy is going after James Bond, but will eventually be shot down by Teletubbies under Voldemort’s rule. Duh.
C’mon guys.
No one recognizes Space Jam?