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Submitted by pcktMNSTR.
Tags: facts, pokemon, vomit
I have the little red guy.
HIS NAMES CHARMANDER! DUHHH
Can I have some maple syrup? PWEESE? *big puppy eyes*
Snorlax! That is my favorite Pokemon.
I’ve evolved since then bitches!!!!
Of course you have, Char. But you’re not a Vaporeon, so I do not love you.
Ariana, there is something I must tell you.
Ever since I came to Unrelated Captions, I have dropped Victoire and fallen for you. What I guess I’m trying to say is, will you have sex with me?
Youve made a right mess of things! Victoire keeps saying shes going to curse you next time she sees you, and dad says youre no longer allowed in the house, but mum says not to listen to him. I don’t have anything against you either, but that might change if Rose doesnt stop crying and drowning us soon.
Mum says to give Aunt Ginny and Uncle Harry her love,
If this were real life, that charmander and polywhirl would be dead.
and yes Pokemon do exist in real life…
I know because I am a wartortle
lol at the guy above me..
Did anyone notice that in the background it says “ALL FALL DOWN”?
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