Of course it’s not sarcoidosis or lupis. *insert logical reasoning here* Foreman & Chase, go insist that we get the truth, because the patient’s obviously lying about something. Taub and Thirteen, go commit some B&E. I’m gonna go screw with my co-worker’s personal lives. Call me if anything happens so I can either ignore you, or hold a phone conversation at the mot inappropriate of times.
platypus!
I’m pretty sure it is.
YES! YOU ARE MY NEW BFF REMY!
DR. HOUSE YOU’VE SAVED MY LIFE SO MANY TIMES. <3
BUT I HAVE SARCOIDOSIS. . . . Russia. . . marriedmarriedmarriedmarried. . .
I am back.
What do you mean
platypi are not
sarcoidosis?
They look like a
um
I dunno
They’re too weird
They probably are sarcoidosis
whatever that is
I really enjoy the blatant disregard for disease this platypus seems to exhibit.
It was lupus.
I should stop using that name.
No, it is not sarcoidosis. It is lupus. All the syptoms fit. Everyone in the world has lupus.
It can’t be lupus EVERY time, dumkoff. By the way, five bucks the platypus starts seizing in the next five minutes.
NO FLACKING WAY ITS A PLATYPUS!
I LOVE PLATYPI! 
imma bake a platy-pie xD
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…..
Um…. I’m no doctor but. ITS NEVER LUPUS!
oh snap, left atrial hurniation.. he needs to get to the cardio-thrascics… STAT!
No, its hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
My best friend is the father of my second child. My husband has no clue.
*Starts bleeding from ears, has a seizure and crashes*
are you insane? shes just lonely… she needs a hug
ooh, five bucks to Remis
I say AIDS!
tune in next week for a new House, M.D. with special guest Perry the Platypus
Of course it’s not sarcoidosis or lupis. *insert logical reasoning here* Foreman & Chase, go insist that we get the truth, because the patient’s obviously lying about something. Taub and Thirteen, go commit some B&E. I’m gonna go screw with my co-worker’s personal lives. Call me if anything happens so I can either ignore you, or hold a phone conversation at the mot inappropriate of times.
Holy crap, it’s Belarus!! Give me your autograph!!