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Submitted by Agitated Badger.
Tags: costumes, elephants, facts, Spam
I can jump and I’m a mammal.
So it looks like you’re not an elephant.
This is related because i feel like spam guy here is about to jump or at least hop a little bit…
The elephant could jump if he tried.
Actually, no elephants CAN’T jump. They don’t have the coordination, balance, or knee strength to complete such an act successfully.
i bet he could with practice. you just need to believe!!
Can turtles jump? What about hippos? And armadillos?
really, they can’t? whoa. ewh, spam. & uhm, ^ anonymous, turtles aren’t mammals.
WHAT ABOUT WHALES?!?!? CAN THEY JUMP?
SUCK ON THAT BITCH.
I have a heard time picturing a giraffe jumping….
Actually, elephants can run at high speeds and keep all of their feet off the ground momentarily. Technically, it’s jumping.
“WHAT ABOUT WHALES?!?!? CAN THEY JUMP?
SUCK ON THAT BITCH.”
actually the smaller whales can when beached.
the guy in the picture does not get paid enough.
ORLY?? – ever seen a hippo jump? Or a sloth?
Thought not
I used this picture for a caption a long time ago. The next time I pressed the random button, this came up. 3:
You. Bitch. I. Can. So. JUMP!
*tries to jump and falls*
Bitch.
BUT I DON’T LIKE SPAM!
Monty Python, any1?
@ Anonymous Ever heard of Free Willy?
Killer whales are dolphins.
Never mind.
@ Elephant You can try.
Maybe if you can strengthen your upper lip
(your trunk is not a nose)
and loose weight.
Then balence on your trunk and do a half-flip
thingy.
Or you can
grow huge ears.
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I can jump and I’m a mammal.
So it looks like you’re not an elephant.
This is related because i feel like spam guy here is about to jump or at least hop a little bit…
The elephant could jump if he tried.
Actually, no elephants CAN’T jump. They don’t have the coordination, balance, or knee strength to complete such an act successfully.
i bet he could with practice. you just need to believe!!
Can turtles jump? What about hippos? And armadillos?
really, they can’t? whoa. ewh, spam. & uhm, ^ anonymous, turtles aren’t mammals.
WHAT ABOUT WHALES?!?!? CAN THEY JUMP?
SUCK ON THAT BITCH.
I have a heard time picturing a giraffe jumping….
Actually, elephants can run at high speeds and keep all of their feet off the ground momentarily. Technically, it’s jumping.
“WHAT ABOUT WHALES?!?!? CAN THEY JUMP?
SUCK ON THAT BITCH.”
actually the smaller whales can when beached.
the guy in the picture does not get paid enough.
ORLY?? – ever seen a hippo jump? Or a sloth?
Thought not
I used this picture for a caption a long time ago. The next time I pressed the random button, this came up. 3:
You.
Bitch.
I.
Can.
So.
JUMP!
*tries to jump and falls*
Bitch.
BUT I DON’T LIKE SPAM!
Monty Python, any1?
@ Anonymous Ever heard of Free Willy?
Killer whales are dolphins.
Never mind.
@ Elephant You can try.
Maybe if you can strengthen your upper lip
(your trunk is not a nose)
and loose weight.
Then balence on your trunk and do a half-flip
thingy.
Or you can
grow huge ears.