Excuse me, but there are WIZARD gangsters too. Have you ever met Mr. Severus Snape? He turned out to be quite the little gangster homeboy once I got to know him on a more…personal level.
That was my thought, too, Lily. It seems to me that Draco must have hit his head a little too far. We should probably send someone to take him to St. Mungo’s.
Maybe, but I feel that there is a chance this is the result of a poorly done Imperio, and though I don’t doubt Madam Pomfrey’s ability, if I am right, the ministry will want to look into this.
Ginny! I see you are sharing our secret of how to remove Dark Marks to Draco! Very good! Oh and Draco! Make sure you wear earplugs when he sings! Poor, old Remus forgot to. Now he has to get his ear surgically removed…
Oh yes and some other news! Did you hear I am really a woman, Draco?
Hello, Severus. Long time no see. I believe that girl’s singing can cause more than a twitch.
I don’t think James has been the same since he first heard her singing… I still find him curled up in a ball, sometimes. Shaking.
Remus, James found a muggle radio. He turned it on to some awful muggle pop station and *her* song was playing. It’s scarred him terribly. However, I have been soothing his soul with the dulcet tones of Zefron (Thanks for the advice, Hermione)
*facepalm*
Gangster? Draco, I didn’t think you of all people would be hanging out with muggles.
Excuse me, but there are WIZARD gangsters too. Have you ever met Mr. Severus Snape? He turned out to be quite the little gangster homeboy once I got to know him on a more…personal level.
True, but Draco I believe it’s very disrespectful to talk about Severus like that.
No, no. He would’ve wanted the world to know his real gangster self.
Ah. If you believe so, Draco…
Is it time to call in Madam Pomfrey yet? I have a feeling Draco isn’t… all there.
That was my thought, too, Lily. It seems to me that Draco must have hit his head a little too far. We should probably send someone to take him to St. Mungo’s.
Either that or the Hospital Wing.
Maybe, but I feel that there is a chance this is the result of a poorly done Imperio, and though I don’t doubt Madam Pomfrey’s ability, if I am right, the ministry will want to look into this.
With all those Death Eaters on the loose, who knows who could have gotten to him. I wouldn’t put it past a few of them…
I wouldn’t even put it past his own father.
Oh no I’m fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine…………..just like the Zefron poster! Zeeeeeeeeeeeefron heeeeeeeeeeeehehaw
*sweatdrop*
Maybe Lily was right about the hospital wing…I think you might need some professional help, Draco.
Hermione, do you have any idea what’s wrong with him?
Unfortunately Remus, I can’t say that I do. He’s been this way for as long as I’ve known him. I’ll have to visit the library…
Really? So this is normal for him? Ah. This isn’t good. If you, my dear, don’t know the answer, I’m afraid none of us will.
No, I’m fiiiiiiiiine! Really! I’m just building me rocketship so I can get to Piiiiiiiigfaaaaaaaarts! Wooooooo hoo hooooo
I wanna come! Oh, by the way, Draco, me and snape found out how to get rid of Dark Marks!
OOH OOH! Is the cure kool-aid!? Because I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE kool-aid!
Justin Beiber’s singing burns them off!
That makes sense.
Ginny! I see you are sharing our secret of how to remove Dark Marks to Draco! Very good! Oh and Draco! Make sure you wear earplugs when he sings! Poor, old Remus forgot to. Now he has to get his ear surgically removed…
Oh yes and some other news! Did you hear I am really a woman, Draco?
Why yes, I did! I was pretty sure about that already though, Severus. *suggestive wink*
Yes, PLEASE wear the earplups *twitches uncontrollibly*
I see you still have that twitch, Remus
Yes, I believe it is a side effect of the girl’s singing.
Well thats not good!
No, but it’s worth a ear if I can get it to stop.
Hello, Severus. Long time no see. I believe that girl’s singing can cause more than a twitch.
I don’t think James has been the same since he first heard her singing… I still find him curled up in a ball, sometimes. Shaking.
Lily, have you tried having him listen to some HSM? Zefron is an excellent cure for that sort of thing.
And you know I’m the real Hermione, right? People on 64351 don’t believe me.
@Lily James has heard it too? Really? When?
@Hermione No us REAL people can tell when it’s you.
I wonder where Justine Bieber went…
I believe you Her-my-oh-knee! We watched WoWP together! I shall never forget!
Yeah, where IS mrsbieber?
Oh, thank God. I was worried.
And no clue, I haven’t seen her all day.
@Draco Do you really want to know?
@Draco Did you se were Justin ran off to after removing your Dark Mark?
I’m not sure if I do, Remus. I vaguely remember mrsbieber and I having varying opinions on our choice of music…
Severus- No, I most certaintly did not!
@Draco Same. That seemed to be all she talked about.
And we want him back…why?
Remus, James found a muggle radio. He turned it on to some awful muggle pop station and *her* song was playing. It’s scarred him terribly. However, I have been soothing his soul with the dulcet tones of Zefron (Thanks for the advice, Hermione)
Anytime, Lily. Always glad to help
@Lily Ah, I see. And do you think that sure will work for me? I’d quite like to keep my ear.
I should have thought of Zefron in the first place. I’m losing my touch.
zefron is HAWT
I MADE OUT WITH ZEFRON IN A CLOSET.
@Draco Yes, Draco, we know.