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  1. Hermione Granger says:

    Rumbleroar wouldn’t let Bieber within a ten mile radius of his back.

  2. mrsbieber says:

    hes not a girl. he doesn’t wear lipstick, and even though i don’t want to admit it, he is cooler that rumbleroar. just my opinion…

  3. Hermione Granger says:

    *Gasp*
    You’re lucky Draco isn’t around to hear you say that!

  4. mrsbieber says:

    yeah. but i’m having issues with guys that i acctually MIGHT have a chance with right now………..

  5. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Hun, u need to focus on boys who are actual guys. Like Tom Felton, for example. He is definitely a guy. A delicious guy.
    And anyway, if the guy you like doesn’t like you back, then it’ll be okay. If he can’t see the best in you, than he’s not worth it. Just a bit of advice.

  6. Draco says:

    OH MY PIGFARTS. NUH-UH HUNNY YOU DID NAWT JUST SAY THAT BIEBERSHMIEBER WAS COOLER THAN RUMBLEROAR. HOW DARE YOU!?!??!?!?! HAVE YOU LISTENED TO TOO MANY OF BIEBERS SONGS AND LOST SO MANY BRAIN CELLS FROM IT THAT YOU CANNOT COMPRHEND REALITY?

  7. Hermione Granger says:

    Haha Draco, I love you. I knew you’d react that way when you heard her say that.

  8. I_AM_MYSELF says:

    my opinion is that: Justin Beiber is girl and doesnt even COMPARE TO RUMBLEROAR!!
    and dumbledore is awesome on his own because of his BOSS Zefron poster. mrsbeiber, you really need to get your priorities strait..

  9. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Oh Zefron… So charismatic…
    Draco’s reaction has made my night ^_^

  10. granger danger says:

    agreed!
    i wish my friends agreed with you guys as well, but they’re all muggles :(

  11. Draco says:

    I have no respect for those who don’t think Rumbleroar and Dumbledore are the best people (or talking lions) in the UNIVERSE.

  12. Hermione Granger says:

    And you shouldn’t, Draco. I defy anyone to find someone as awesome as Rumbleroar and Dumbledore. It can’t be done. Not even a Hufflepuff can find someone that amazing.

  13. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    The only one who could come close to the two of them is Zefron.

  14. Draco says:

    This is true, Lily. This is true. My goal in life is to get a Hufflepuff to FIND me a totally awesome Zefron poster that is signed BY ZEFRON HIMSELF.

  15. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Didn’t you keep the one from Dumbledore’s office? Perhaps we could… borrow it…. for a while.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Lily: A *very* long while?

  17. Hermione Granger says:

    That was me, sorry.

  18. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    As long as we’d need to stare at the Bossness that is Zefron

    Which may very well be a *very* long while

  19. Neville says:

    hey guys!! i wanna be included too!

  20. Hermione Granger says:

    We’d be happy to have you, Schlongbottom. Just promise not to tell anyone about us…umm…”borrowing” the Zefron poster.

  21. Neville says:

    VOLDEMORT’S NIPPLE!!

  22. Hermione Granger says:

    MOUTH, NEVILLE! We will not have such language here.

  23. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Neville! I’ll have you know I was Head Girl! I could take away house points! (but I won’t, since it is Gryffindor…)

  24. Neville says:

    So do you like crayons or colored pencils?

  25. Hermione Granger says:

    You’re so weird, Neville. This is why you have no friends.

  26. Hermione Granger says:

    …crayons.

  27. Neville says:

    I have plenty! Now what do you consider sauce and what do you consider gravy?

  28. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Bad luck, mrsbeiber.

  29. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Yeah you’re such a tool Neville! And you stole Hermione Granger from me!

  30. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Hagwid is ten times the man you’ll ever be! Leave Pigfarts, Neville Longbottom, and never return.

  31. Hermione Granger says:

    Calm down Draco, we were just dancing. That is all. Like I’d ever pick Schlongbottom over you.

  32. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Ooh…did i type that aloud???

  33. Hermione Granger says:

    Yes. Yes you did.

  34. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Well…now the truth comes out…confession session. Here goes.
    I WANT A ROCKET SHIP! AND HERMONE GRANGER!

  35. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    OOH, AND “JUST DANCING”, HUH? Oops, stuck on caps. You were dirty dancing! So you’ll grind with Schlonbottom but not with me?

  36. Hermione Granger says:

    So I hear, Draco. And I have a confession too…I’ve always sort of thought you were sort of supermegafoxyawesomehot.

  37. Hermione Granger says:

    Well I’m sorry, but you were so busy singing that totally awesome song about me that I didn’t want to interrupt.

  38. Rolling on the floor cuz i am Draco Malfoy says:

    Forgive me of that last chat box rant. I’ve always sort of thought you were sort of supermegafoxyawesomehot TOO! Hey, wanna make out?

  39. Hermione Granger says:

    Do you have to ask?

  40. Draco says:

    EXCUSE ME?! I AM THE BEST DRACO IN THIS COMMENT SECTION. Schlongbottom- get lost. Rotflciadm- you may be “rolling on the floor” but you are CERTAINTLY not rolling on the floor because you are Draco Malfoy. For I AM DRACO MALFOY.

  41. Hermione Granger says:

    Now there are 2 Dracos?

  42. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Oh heavens, this can’t be good

  43. Hermione Granger says:

    Which one is MY Draco? I don’t want to go around making out with random Dracos, it’s kind of weird.

  44. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    I think your Draco is the actually Draco. As opposed to Rolling on the Floor.

  45. Hermione Granger says:

    Ahh. I’m so sorry, Actually Draco. Can you ever forgive me?

  46. mrsbieber says:

    I need help y’all! Boys are stupid! they make you feel sad by hurting your feelings on purpose! i don’t even really know the guy! why did he want to hurt my feelings?? why lily? why hermione? WHY???

  47. mrsbieber says:

    i wish my justin were here to give me a hug!! but he’s out having board game night cause he had a long day, poor baby.

  48. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Boys are stupid, it’s in their nature. I’m sure he didn’t do it on purpose. Not unless he was blatantly mean to you. As well as being stupid, they happen to be a bit oblivious as well. Or, at least, not as perceptive to emotion as us girls are.
    What happened?

  49. mrsbieber says:

    so for a musical for church, i got stuck with this kid as my partner, and he just like was being WAY too obvious that he didn’t want to dance with me, and i had to be like, look bud, ur gonna suck it up and dance with me because you don’t have another choice, but he still hurt my feelings!!!

  50. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Sheesh, how old is this kid? five? You’d think he’d have more manners. I’m sorry it hurt your feelings, but I’m not sure there’s much you can do besides calmly explain to him that you have to dance, no matter what.

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