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21 Responses to “Lego”

  1. Furgus says:

    Maybe those orcs could’ve used less milk, and more unconditional love?

    Nah, soggy cherrios would make anybody this angry.

  2. Chris H. says:

    Maybe that’s why the Orcs are fighting.

  3. alligator3 says:

    Sauron must’ve eaten soggy cheerios at some point. Could this have anything to do with his obsession over rings?

  4. Zuvqwyx says:

    Nuh-uhhh! It just makes less cereal the same amount of soggy in the same time. Rate of absorbtion remains unchanged, being mostly dependent on the cereal itself.

    For a technique that works and tastes better, eat your cereal from a smaller bowl. You’ll eat it before it gets too soggy, and pour yourself more. This is also effective portion control. I find a salsa bowl works best.

    @Furgus: I’m sure an orc would prefer to eat the heart of a child.

  5. frankXchange says:

    This one made me laugh out loud. Works very well.

  6. Elendil says:

    Ha, I was about to make a comment on the Sauron/Cheerios thing too. :)

  7. OneFlyFlyer says:

    i never knew that…… i should try that i hate soggy cereal

  8. John says:

    Thank you so much, Cereal Orcs, and I can sleep better at night now knowing that they are spreading the advice on soggy cereal prevention.

  9. natalee says:

    @Zuvqwyx: you are officially one of my favorite people in this world.

  10. elguveph says:

    @Zuvqwyx: but, if you pour less milk, eventually the cheerios will run out of milk to soak up, which would indeed make it take a longer amount of time to get soggy (it never would unless you poured more milk)

  11. Random Person says:

    Well you could use as much milk and a little cereal so you eat it faster then pour yourself more.

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  13. Freebird says:

    i think sauron is pissed because all he’s got is a big eye, and no eyelid, and he really, really has to blink

  14. The Witch-King of Angmar says:

    The Orcs are angry because the Elves stole their Lucky Charms.

  15. Peeta with Hummus says:

    Of course they are, anyway the Orcs didn’t win anyway so no wonder they r pissed and needed the Lucky Charms

  16. Anonymous says:

    well the elves are gonna be angry when they find out that the Lucky charms are all soggy from the milk the orcs were stupid enough to put on in excess.

  17. Peeta with Hummus says:

    If the orcs find the elves… they’re screwed

  18. Anonymous says:

    Yes…. that is very true….

  19. You Don't Say says:

    Was there melamine in the milk?

  20. Snyarhedir says:

    This coming from persons who will eat other sentients, including their own kind, if given the chance. Seriously, why would they eat cereal?

  21. Hossam says:

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