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Submitted by spazzatron.

16 Responses to “59987”

  1. Russia says:

    God forbid you poke them with a–

    Well. Let’s not get into that.

  2. meow says:

    HAHHAAHAHAHHA THATS WHAT SHE SAID MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

    I LOVE EVIL LAUGHTER

  3. Natalie the Loony says:

    lets stay away from the risque stuff here, people.
    although i do love evil laughter as well.
    muwahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahha. squared.

  4. pobrecito says:

    Tortoises are deadly weapons.

  5. meow says:

    i heart RANDOMNESSSSSSSSSSSS
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND HOW ARE TORTOISES DEADLY WEAPONS?

  6. eviltwin says:

    @meow…..shove ‘em down someone’s throat :D

  7. awesomeselflover says:

    turtles!

  8. spazzatron says:

    YOU IDIOTS. this website is called UNRELATED captions, therefore the picture has nothing to do with a deadly weapon… only the captions does. THE PICTURE WAS CHOSEN RANDOMLY.

  9. spazzatron says:

    that last comment was directed only at pobrecito….

  10. digno says:

    I-LOVE-TURTLES!!! :-)

  11. Anna the Banana says:

    AH! An army of turtles! NOOOOOO!

  12. Not says:

    Does this mean that I can be arrested?

  13. Jedi Master Darth Harry Spotter Lord of the Ninja Biffies says:

    But…
    I’m a fugitive then?

  14. so sure im practically deodorant says:

    i agree with spazzatron! UNrelated caption

  15. Its Obviously Related says:

    Throwing a turtle at someone is considered being mean to the environment. HOW F###ING DARE ANYONE OUT THERE THROW BABY TURTLES? AFTER ALL THEY’VE BEEN THROUGH! LEAVE TURTLES ALONE!!!!! THEY’RE RELATED!

  16. Mama Umbridge says:

    Related
    Turtles and tortoises are generally wise animals

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