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Submitted by Prussia.
Tags: advice, history, whales
Хорошо! Now that most of your judgment is impaired, it will be easy to become one with Russia, da?
DANCE WE MUST ALL DANCE! OR GIR WILL NEVER STOP ASKING!
*grabs Greenland* You first, da?
Don’t eat me, please… ;_;
(So Greenland’s screwed in both OC and UC… I’m a terrible person.)
Just dance, Greenland. It’ll be okay. JUST DANCE
For god’s sake, no Lady Gaga.
(I love her but not so much that song.)
Teehee. I was just gonna say just dance and then I realized that.
*messes up Greenland’s hair ’cause I’m EVIL*
Becoming one with Russia is a simple process, da~
First we go get some taquitos, then we eat Dib’s giant head, and then we dance!
But it will destroy any chance of freedom I have and I wouldn’t be happy, plus I’m just a whiny girl. You’d hate me immediately and you’d be miserable. That wouldn’t be fun, would it?
Ooo I like fun! I really do…
You will learn to appreciate Russia. And If I hate you, then I can use the same training I used on my Baltics! It took five minutes with Latvia, nineteen with Estonia, an hour and a half for Lithuania~ Your wills are very breakable, da?
That’s not fair…. ;_;
Da, I think it is fair. c:
…You’re a terrible person.
WHO WANTS WAFFLES?!
(SOOOOMMMMEEEEOOOOONNNNNEEE COOOOOOMMMMMEEEEENNNNTTTT /brick’d)
I DON’T WANNA TALK TO YOU.
(Nothing personal, I swear.)
*goes in duty mode* THEN YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!
@ Greenland: KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL
*beats Russia across the head with a rifle*
You’re still doing this? Really?
(Oh be quiet. It’s enjoyable.)
((It’s fun even when everyone is dead… except Russia, but he’s technically already dead so he doesn’t count. >.>))
(( NATIENZ KAN’T DIE RITE?111!!!1!!eleven!1!1!!one! ))
@ Prussia: Do relax, Kaliningrad! You hardly even exist anymore, da? Is there even that much you can do~ *smacks with pipe for good measure*
(( Former heartland of Prussia is today known as Kaliningrad Oblast and was annexed to Russia in 1935(?), and while both Lithuania and Poland appealed to the UN to get it annexed to them, no one wanted to fuck with Russia so… Russia kept it. ))
(@the first part of what Russia said: I have no idea what the hell you just said.)
(I thought this died…looks like I was wrong…)
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