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35 Responses to “48907”

  1. Wendy Pan says:

    Captain Hand.

  2. Tereglith says:

    Captain Stache! Have you not read Peter and the Star Catchers?

  3. Hali-butt says:

    Super related! The shirts are on hooks!

  4. Neville Longbottom says:

    What was Scar’s name before he got the scar?

  5. The Amazing Shea says:

    Scar’s name was Taka before he got the scar.

    Don’t ask me how I know that.

  6. Neville Longbottom says:

    Wow….AMAZING!

    How about, What’s Little Foot’s name going to be when he grows up? Just foot?

  7. Captan butter says:

    Captan hand twas his name before tis hand was cut right off.

  8. lalalalalala says:

    BLACKSTACHE!
    haha, I just finished reading Peter and the starcatchers.

  9. Belarus says:

    But what about before he had the moustache? Like before puberty?!

  10. Anonymous says:

    his name was It before all of that

  11. Brieep says:

    The hook is irrelevent, he was still called Hook before the hook. Which is why it’s ironic that he got his hand cut off.

  12. Prussia says:

    Oi. Can’t this caption be considered related since the entire picture has hooks on it? Those clothes hangers…

  13. Reykjavík says:

    I think you’re right Prussia, it kinda can be related because of that.

  14. Hungary says:

    (there you are Rey! You’re missed in picture 5994…)

  15. Reykjavík says:

    ( I am! Sorry, I’ll come back~)

  16. ThatNerdChynna says:

    the comments are funnier than the pic lol

  17. Girezbra (a zebra giraffe) says:

    @Lalalala and Tereglith: I read the books too! Also, there is a book called Capt. Hook by J.V Hart that’s about his day’s at Eton, and it says his name is James Matthew, or King Jas.

  18. lalalalalala says:

    @ Girezbra- wootwoot! I read Captain Hook too.

  19. sithlordme says:

    I’m on “Captain Stache”’s side. Peter and the Star Catchers ROCK!
    But it is related, huh.

  20. cleveland says:

    his name was Michael. He was an accountant. After he lost his hand in a bizarre accounting tragedy he decided to turn to a life of villainous piracy, and became Captain Hook. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

  21. Bunny Boy Pig Sheep Cow says:

    Peter and the Starcatchers! It’s Black Stache!

  22. Chickennuggets says:

    Than what was his name before he grew a mustache O.o

  23. CNU_student says:

    Captain Hook was loosely based on Christopher Newport, who lost his hand in a duel. I know, I know, we probably weren’t looking for a serious answer… but, The More You Know… [shiny star/rainbow thing]

  24. I know you want me says:

    lol petah! petah pan!

  25. I know you want me says:

    krissy arnst! look at me!

  26. Anonymous says:

    the BLACK STACHE!

  27. girl who likes to leave long comments says:

    maybe he had a disease called trechers disease which allows you to be born without some bones. Maybe as a baby his hand was just a mere skin flap that was later amputated and replaced with a hook in order to live a life more acceptable to society. I could see where you are coming from though, with this whole ‘cut off in battle’ thing, because he is a pirate, but i like to think outside the box.

  28. The Force says:

    Maybe his hand was gone when he was a baby. still hook!

  29. TextOnTheScreen says:

    An alligator bit it off.

  30. Blake_ says:

    In the movie ‘Hook’ we all learn that his name is James Hook.
    It is merely a coincidence that he has a hook for a hand.

  31. Some Nerdfighter says:

    …um…Blake, that film was made far after the original Peter Pan stories. That was almost certainly just something that the writers put in to try to be clever, not something out of the original story.

  32. Holly! says:

    Just like Uncle Scar! There’s no way he was born with a scar on his eye.

  33. the jedi says:

    captain highly-efficient

  34. yo yo yo its this nerdy kid zoe says:

    @lalalalala [or however many it is] yes you are correct and i wanted to answer this :( i love that series XD

  35. Girezbra (a zebra giraffe) says:

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