Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do, you know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! Look at this, look at this! Look at it! Rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, MOONSHOES Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs; that’s why next year I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
This year you bet I’m gonna get outta here,
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near!
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
and it’s gonna be totally awesome.
Look out world, for the dawn of the day,
When everyone will do whatever I say!!
And that Potter won’t be in my way, and then
Ill be the one who is totally awesome!
A portkey can be any simple kind of thing. For example, a football, a dolphin!
Professor! Can a person be a portkey?
No that’s absurd! Cause if someone were to touch themselves, O.O
They would be constantly transported from place to place!
So your like clairvoyent now, you can tell the past, present, and future? Can you tell me how lost ends?
Harry, there are some questions even I cannot answer….
I have to go now. I love you all….except for you Draco, I f****** hate you!
I can’t believe the countercurse was just Unjellify!
So Potter, who will you use as your human sheild now?
(Ron walks up)
“And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!”
“YOU LITTLE SHIT! He got me! That’s so embarrassing! That’s like the second time that’s happened!”
“Read it and weep, Potter! Looks like Voldemort’s back, and he wants to kill you! What do you think of THAT, Moonshoes?”
“Malfoy, I don’t know why you’re so happy about this. If Voldemort’s back, which he is…you might as well kiss the whole planet goodbye.”
“Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts, are you?”
it looks like its giving you the finger! (gasp! how rude)
ummmm i don’t think so
and what is that? that’s no zafron poster!
I think it’s some deep-sea life form. Methinks I saw it in an article somewhere a while ago.
A VERY POTTER MUSICAL!! YESS!
I wish I could say it was me who said that, because I feel that I love Zefron the most.
That is a BOSS Zefron poster!
You can put some tape on this, it’s FINEEE.
There’s another horcrux. I hope it isn’t an Ashely Tisdale poster. I couldn’t do that.
I love AVPM
Where am I supposed to get another sandwitch that ticks?
AVPM = life
“Come on, it’s Zac Efron. . . Zefron!”
VERY POTTER MUSICAL BUDDIEE!!!!!
sorry i just got so lost in his beautiful…..hair
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?
you cant just GO to pigfarts! its on mars! you need a rocketship!
Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do, you know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died! Look at this, look at this! Look at it! Rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, MOONSHOES Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!
What the *hell* is a Hufflepuff?
Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDers!
Pigfarts pigfarts yum yum yum.
Holy crap, second avpm reference in like 2 days! Congrats team starkid!
Every interview I’ve ever seen him in, he just seems like such a charasmatic humanitarian!
I want Hermoine Granger and a Rocket Ship.
Malfoy you little….!!!
Do you want me to kick your butt, or do you want to kick it yourself.
Malfoy: Well…if i’m given the choice….ill kick my own butt
HARRY POTTER MUSICAL RULESS!!!!!!!!!!
That is totally a dumbo octopus.
this made my day/life
AVPM!!
OMG i didnt even know this got published… yay
i didnt know if people would get the avpm reference lolol
THAT IS A BOSS ZEFRON POSTER.
What would Zefron say at a time like this? “We’re all in this together!”
Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs; that’s why next year I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
This year you bet I’m gonna get outta here,
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near!
I’ll have the greatest wizard career,
and it’s gonna be totally awesome.
Look out world, for the dawn of the day,
When everyone will do whatever I say!!
And that Potter won’t be in my way, and then
Ill be the one who is totally awesome!
All of you AVPM fans make me smile(:
A portkey can be any simple kind of thing. For example, a football, a dolphin!
Professor! Can a person be a portkey?
No that’s absurd! Cause if someone were to touch themselves, O.O
They would be constantly transported from place to place!
“A person, however, can be a horcrux.”
“What’s a horcrux?’
“Oh don’t worry about that Harry you’ll find out soon enough.”
IT’LL BE FINE, JUST NEEDS SOME TAPE
Well, I wish I had said that, because I feel that I love Zefron the most…
VPM FTW!
What would Zefron say at a time like this? ‘We’re aaaaall in thiiiiis togetherrr’
MALFOY, YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Oh, Goyle rules!
Is that a new body, Voldemort? You look absolutely ravashing.
Snape, for a super-secret spy, you’re a terrible lier. I’m a WRECK!
Pigfarts, pigfarrts, yum yum yum
That is a BOSS Zefron poster.
Sipping tea by the fire is swell.
Pusing people in is fun as well!
And you have no friends, hey, that’s a surprise!
avpm is my anti-drug(:
This isn’t fun without @Ginny Weasley.
SQUIRT?! NEVERMIND I’LL STAY DEHYDRATED!!
So your like clairvoyent now, you can tell the past, present, and future? Can you tell me how lost ends?
Harry, there are some questions even I cannot answer….
I have to go now. I love you all….except for you Draco, I f****** hate you!
I can’t believe the countercurse was just Unjellify!
So Potter, who will you use as your human sheild now?
(Ron walks up)
God, Cedric, you’re such a spare!
Kill the spare!
RUMBLEROAR!!!
This appears to be a highly evolved underwater Furbie…
they must carry the mail instead of owls at PIGFARTS!!!
MUGGLES have their place. MUDBLOODS have their place. AND. SO. DO. YOUR. CLOTHES!! Namely, a DRESSER!
The chairs going to start smelling DIRTY CLOTHES!
Well, I don’t FIND this surprising at all.
what is that?
o__o
“And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!”
“YOU LITTLE SHIT! He got me! That’s so embarrassing! That’s like the second time that’s happened!”
“but… he didn’t do anything!”
“thats because he’s dead, you dumb mother f-….”
“Anything related to Zac Efron could never be evil.”
“AAHHHH!!!”
“Read it and weep, Potter! Looks like Voldemort’s back, and he wants to kill you! What do you think of THAT, Moonshoes?”
“Malfoy, I don’t know why you’re so happy about this. If Voldemort’s back, which he is…you might as well kiss the whole planet goodbye.”
“Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts, are you?”
Oh Draco, we love you so<333
Just reading everyones names, they’re practically all AVPM related
and I have to add…
“I have to fight a goat?! I don’t know of I can do that morally…”
not a malfoy reference, but whatever…
i love you all, except you, Draco. I can’t fuckin stand you
FIND!!!
And-you-will-be-my-slave-for-the-rest-of-your-life-starting-now!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!