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Dolphins and whales are marine mammals. Not fish.

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16 Responses to “Portugal”

  1. So then i died says:

    So just to clarify, a tmato is a FRUIT?

  2. Average says:

    Tmato, doth not.
    Real is the Tomato Plant
    Fruit Or Veggie? Shrug

    I choose to correct your misspelling with a Haiku.

  3. Seemingly Slighty Strange says:

    And at the center of everything is a giant poodle trapped in a pickle jar.

  4. Delhi K says:

    This one’s actually really relevant if you think of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

    So long and thanks for all the fish <3

  5. jesse says:

    @average: you’re awesome. i love haikus.

  6. Rukia says:

    So long and thanks for all the fish
    So sad that it should come to this
    We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

    You may not share our intellect
    Which might explain your disrespect
    For all the natural wonders that
    grow around you

    So long, so long and thanks
    for all the fish

    The world’s about to be destroyed
    There’s no point getting all annoyed
    Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you

    Despite those nets of tuna fleets
    We thought that most of you were sweet
    Especially tiny tots and your
    pregnant women

    So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
    So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

    So long, so long and thanks
    for all the fish

    If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.
    If we could just change one thing,
    we would all have learned to sing.

    COOOME ONE AND ALL! MAN AND MAMMAL!
    SIDE BY SIDE IN LIFES GREAT GENE POOL!

  7. Person says:

    “The world’s about to be destroyed
    There’s no point getting all annoyed
    Lie back and let the planet dissolve around you”

    that verse reminds me of the song “Dance While the Sky Crashes Down” by Jason Webley. good song.

  8. A scientist says:

    The HHGTTG is a bi-product of science. This is a scientific fact. You can thank me later.

  9. ahem says:

    actually fish are friends. Not food.

  10. Remus Lupin says:

    Denfinatly related to us HHGTTG fans.

  11. Severus_Snape says:

    i used this picture for my soanish project…

  12. BlueFox says:

    42. <3 to all of you who know of the Guide.

  13. totallyawesome says:

    I’m currently re-reading HHGTTG. FTW!!!

  14. Snyarhedir says:

    God/the universe has spoken. Your argument is invalid.

  15. Snyarhedir says:

    And I agree. The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy is great.

  16. Snyarhedir says:

    Just to clarify, a tomato is a fruit in the biological sense but a vegetable in the dietary sense. I believe that bell peppers are the same. (You may need to have a biology teacher explain the biological meaning of “fruit”.)

    Also, fuck me for being on this website posting comments at this time of night (just like many of my other comments).

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