*blushes and kisses his cheek shyly* I can’t really say I mind.
(WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE I RP WITH UNWILLING TO DO LEMONS? I have needs too, you know! Juice needs, RP needs, chocolate needs… TT.TT No one cares about my needs.)
(One upon a time there lived a gir l who was abused by her stepsisters and stepmother,
She had a nice heart & name, Chinderella ^__^~~
One day she was walking around in the ball,
She met the prince and fell in love at first sight! ♪)
What the fuck?
*walks through while whistling totally inconspicuously*
(After a long day of doing whatever my mom wants for her birthday, what do I do after she goes to bed? Roleplay. Oh yeah.)
(By a strange coincidence, it’s also my cat’s birthday. My mom is allergic to cats.)
Uh…herp de derp?
(Also; I took a “Which Pony are You” quiz and got Twilight Sparkle. Wtf, she is, like, the worst pony. Except maybe Rarity.)
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*giggles at China a little* I think he was talking to me, China. *keeps with the Kanda snuggling*
Try to keep it clean, dears.
(LOL Mother interference.)
Come on, Kanda, can’t you see I’m derpy?
(I would, shamelessly, but I don’t want to freak you guys out.)
Doing that kind of stuff in public is gross, am I right, aru?
(And yet, China is perfectly fine with toddlers smoking and driving cars.)
*RealizeitGRRRRR*
(I couldn’t! I’d turn into a strawberry-face and get a stomach ache or something!!)
(Why would you get a stomach ache?)
*URG, FIIIIIIINE* *realizes it, blushing brightly* Oooooohhhh! Oh. OH! ……… Why?
(Aaaaiiiiii, I don’t know, but maybe I would!)
Idon’tknooooooow.
*blushes and kisses his cheek shyly* I can’t really say I mind.
(WHY ARE ALL THE PEOPLE I RP WITH UNWILLING TO DO LEMONS? I have needs too, you know! Juice needs, RP needs, chocolate needs… TT.TT No one cares about my needs.)
(READ FANFICTION)
(IT’S NOT THE SAME~! Plus that, I’m running out of fanfic.)
(Lemon’s are hard to rp if you aren’t in the mood.)
(I’m worried UC people will see it and be all FFFFF BLARGHFGHJKL)
W-W-What?
(How in the hell do you run out of fanfiction?
Just read one of a series you’ve never watched.)
(This is true, you have to be in the lemon mood.)
(They will have to consider themselves lucky that they got to read something this beautiful.)
I s-said I don’t really mind… You know. *pecks Kanda’s lips*
(Pfffft, I never read lemons, nosir,not ever.)
Ehhh, okaaaay….
(Mmhm, whatever. I’m sure.)
*snuggles* It’s nice to see that you actually to care about me, in any way at all.
(I don’t either, but I’m a huge perv.)
(I read lemons all the time. Lemons everywhere. And then I need towels. ALLLLLL THE TOWELS. That’s a Homestuck reference, who gets it?)
(Lemons and limes and oranges will protect you from scurvy. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE DAY.)
(Also, I got clawed in the leg by a ferret to the point that blood was everywhere. Ouch.)
(Lemons and oranges are better than limes, though…)
(You are just the luckiest person.)
(I am so incredibly lucky.
IT’S STILL BLEEDING. %*#$@#%# )
(I’m trying to watch The Fifth Element.)
(PUT A BAND AID ON IT.)
(I…I…um.)
This is fucking weird.
(BRO.
That’s a cool story.)
(I did put a band aid on it. It bled through. I have a bigger one on it now.)
*looks up at him* Since when has this NOT been weird? You should be used to it by now, my big manly man~! *pokes him in the belly*
(Yes, Spain? *taunting*)
(One upon a time there lived a gir l who was abused by her stepsisters and stepmother,
She had a nice heart & name, Chinderella ^__^~~
One day she was walking around in the ball,
She met the prince and fell in love at first sight! ♪)
What the fuck?
(AND THEN ZOMBIES CAME IN AND ATE EVERYONE. The end.)
(What a heartwarming story.)
(…But no…!)
(*all cuteness sinks to feet* …Awwwwh.)
(I’m a life ruiner. I ruin lives.)
*pouts up at him* Are you saying that every single day you’ve been stuck with me hasn’t been weird, Kanda-Bear? *pokes his chest*
(BUT YES!
Okay, it’s always weird here.
*giggles and snuggles* Oh, Kanda-Bear.
(*resists urge to ask if Kanda still has boner*)
(Mehhh, sure.)
Yeah, whatever.
*jumps in between Yu and Fangirl*
COCKBLOCK!
*jumps with a yelp and looks all surprised and stuff before pouting* Dude! That’s totally not cool, you derp!
*walks through while whistling totally inconspicuously*
(After a long day of doing whatever my mom wants for her birthday, what do I do after she goes to bed? Roleplay. Oh yeah.)
*@ America* Derp! Help me with my other Derp! So I can spend time with my favorite Derp! *kisses Kanda’s cheek*
(Happy Birthday ♪)
GAHH!! *flees to closet*
*pouts and follows Kanda* Stop being a Derp, you Derp!
(I like saying DERP)
(By a strange coincidence, it’s also my cat’s birthday. My mom is allergic to cats.)
Uh…herp de derp?
(Also; I took a “Which Pony are You” quiz and got Twilight Sparkle. Wtf, she is, like, the worst pony. Except maybe Rarity.)
(WTF RARITY IS AWESOME
Oh, and happy b-day)
What…?
DERP, CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO SPEND TIME WITH MY DERP? GO DEAL WITH THE OTHER DERP, YOU DERPY DERP DERP CANADA!
*locks the door*