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One walks into Mordor drunk!
You have to blow up the shield wall with atomics first
I walked right into mordor the other day. Seriously it’s not that bad i don’t know what Gandalf is talking about.
Shun the dancing gumdrop!
The very air you breath is a poisonous fume….
chill out Gondor-man. it’s bad. we know.
thumbs up though.
You just catapult yourself! DUH
You are all wrong. One does NOT simply WALK into Mordor, nor do they catapult, nor do they walk in drunk, nor do they “blow up” the wall. They simply do not GO. There is an evil there that does not sleep. And BTW, Boromir wasn’t joking. Go ahead, kill yourself. Go to Mordor. See what I care!
Well, I have catapulted myself, just so you know.. Now look at me! *crickets chirp*
If you can’t simply walk into Mordor than how do the orcs do it?
you have to do a little jig first, that’s what you don’t see the orcs doing just off screen in the movie before they enter it’s a deleted scene
It also helps if the fellowship is not broken up by a single river. In the movie, when Sam and Frodo get to the other side and the others say they can’t follow them, you can clearly see them walking up the side of the hill on the other side. Fail. XD
They CHOOSE not to follow them. Duh.
@Muad-dib: Okay, yes. Yes. You ride the Shai-Hulud into Mordor. That would do the job.
Has any one tried to poke the great eye with a stick. Let’s see how well he can see with a giant stick stuck in his eye. The best part… He can’t do anything because he has no hands. Roflmao
What gandalf could have done with an AK47…
Arwen doesn’t mean that.
Mordor, though I hate to admit it, was scary back in the day.
TARDIS!! I finally found you! That took a while sheesh…
Can’t one just simply walk into mordor?
I don’t know, Google it.
…frodo and sam did…
Yeah, look at how well that turned out
You can if you know the password.
What’s the password?…
Well if I said it on here, then everyone would know how to get in. However, if you bring some pita with hummus to the Black Gate, I might tell you. That is one of my favorite snacks.
Its black gates are guarded by more than just bouncers.
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