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62 Responses to “11358”

  1. Bellatrix Lestrange says:

    Ahhh i love this just because its harry potter

  2. Insufferable says:

    even Voldemort is excited about this.

  3. Harry Potter says:

    my scar hurts

  4. Hermy says:

    isn’t this from neopets? C:

  5. S3RB@H3ART says:

    NEOPETS!!!

  6. Leigha says:

    It’s actually from a little ad that popped up at the bottom of the page. The game looked dumb, and of course Neopets is truly the ultimate virtual pet experience, but it worked as an unrelated caption. ^_^

  7. Wormtail says:

    I want to adopt a Voldemort ^_^

  8.  says:

    I think he was overwhelmed by the ultimate virtual pets experience.

  9. Voldemort says:

    Wow, to be honest, I look quite handsome, don’t you think?

  10. Ahh_Ginger says:

    Is that a new body, my Lord? You look absolutely RAVASHING!

  11. Wendy Pan says:

    :scoff: Severus…. For such a super secret spy, you’re a TERRIBLE liar…. I’m a WRECK!

  12. Dearest says:

    You Neopian peeps should try Subeta. It’s a pet site too.

  13. Severus Snape says:

    What the DEVIL is going on here?
    Woah, deja vu!

  14. Ahh_Ginger says:

    I love all who love AVPM!

  15. Lavender Brown says:

    Um, You-Know-Who (Won Won doesn’t like the name), why don’t you have a nose?

  16. Severus Snape says:

    HEYY HEYY I GOT THIS NAME WAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    SECTUMSEMPRA! CRUCIO! AVADA KEDAVRA!

  17. Draco Malfoy says:

    Did someone say DRACO MALFOY?

  18. Percy Weasley says:

    i report you to the head minister

  19. Anonymous says:

    i luv harry, i wanna marry!(him)

  20. Hermione Granger says:

    No, Malfoy, I said big baby childish jerk. You may be a big baby childish jerk, but I didn’t mean you specifically. You just think that everything is always about you and your stupid made-up space school.

  21. LOL says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOLLLLLOOOLL!! funny

  22. Anonymous says:

    @Ahh_Ginger Why, thank you. I am quite flattered. To be honest, I am VERY flattered.

    @Lavender Brown Your mother chopped my nose off, biatch.

  23. Voldemort says:

    By the way that was me up there ^^

    Sorry, I’m PMS-ing, just a little bit.

  24. Mr._Ginny_Weasely says:

    LOL this one made me laugh like craaaazy… he does have those bad days haha

  25. gynevralove says:

    @ Voldemort: You PMS? O.o
    @ Draco Malfoy: I AM A FAN OF ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LIKE YOU ON FACEBOOK!
    @ Voldemort again: Wow, that is a veryyy flattering picture of you, I must say. Much better than the handbag one :)

  26. Rumbleroar says:

    MORE AVPM LOVIN’. ♥
    8D

  27. Remus Lupin says:

    AVPM_FTW

  28. ChoChang says:

    AVPM rules! and btw i think i just saw that ad is it foopets?

  29. Sirius Black says:

    zomgh.

  30. Akarroa says:

    Voldy is totally phsyched about getting a Cloud Yurble.

  31. Ahh_Ginger says:

    @Anonymous I am glad I can flatter you (that’s what she said)
    @Gynevralove ROFLDM!

  32. Sirius Orion Black says:

    soo…why is lord moldy shorts’s nose so amazing again? is it the lack there of one, or id the gact that it looks like somthing just cursed it off. hey vloldy, i think you would look much better with a nose, and hair. more hair.

  33. Voldemort says:

    @gynevralove -pulls out wand- Why? Don’t you PMS? AVADA KEDAVRA!!!
    @Ahh_Ginger Dear, Anonymous was I, the Dark Lord. :)

  34. Voldemort says:

    @Sirius You better shut up, Black. First of all, you’re English aren’t you? Well, so am I. And I don’t get a bloody word you’re saying. I don’t need your opinion. By the way, you should change your middle name to Lee. And, by the way Sirius, I just grew a beard and a mustache, so back off. -pulls out wand- AVADA KEDAVRA.

  35. Goyle says:

    GOYLE RULES!!!

  36. Draco says:

    *goyle voice*

  37. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Voldemort, you can’t kill Sirius. He’s already dead! Way to fail.

  38. Remus Lupin says:

    AHHHHH!!! YOU BASTARD, VOLDEMORT!!!!
    *attacks Voldemort*

  39. Sirius Black says:

    OH. MY. GAWD. AN IMPOSTER OF ME!!! GO AWAY!!

  40. Sirius Black says:

    Whoa. And another imposter waaaaaay up there…

  41. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Siri: I figured it was. Even your spelling isn’t *that* bad. And your grammar has admittedly become better.

  42. Remus Lupin says:

    I didn’t even bother yelling at the imposter about his grammar. Sirius’ isn’t *that* bad.

  43. Lily Evans-Potter says:

    Rem: Except for the bagel thing…

  44. James Potter says:

    I’m hungry.

  45. Possibly Luna says:

    I suspect Nargles are behind it. Always taking my Tamagotchi…..

  46. IloveRumbleroar says:

    Why doesn’t Voldemort have a nose again? Is it because of his Horcruxes? Yes Voldemort I know your secret

  47. Hermione Granger says:

    Oh, Voldemort. Why do you even try?

  48. Victoria Snape says:

    Related. Voldy’s obviously the new Billy Mays.

  49. Rumbleroar says:

    why thats absuuuuurrrd

  50. Crockshanks says:

    Meow.

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