How doth the little crocodile improve his shiny tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spread his claws
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws
“you are Old Father William” the young man said,
“and your hair has become very white.
And yet you incessantly stand on your head,
Do you think at your age it is right?”
@IAmNotThatCoolLike-
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son.
“I feared it might injure the brain.
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
I do it again and again!”
@ ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS: “You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fat; Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door— Pray, what is the reason of that?”
@My Name’s not Kellie-
“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment- one shilling the box-
allow me to sell you a couple.”
Ok, I cheated on that one. I recently got the book from the library. But I didn’t cheat on the one before that!
@Ariana Dumbledore-
The secret prize is cake. However, since the cake is a lie, you get no prize.
@ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS- “You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak— Pray how did you manage to do it?”
Oh, psh, I’m just copying and pasting from an iPod app I have. XD I’ve only read it all the way through once… I really should read it again. *resolves to do that* Impressive that you could remember that first part though! *applauds you* *abuses asterisks*
How doth the little crocodile improve his shiny tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale
How cheerfully he seems to grin
How neatly spread his claws
And welcome little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws
haha, YES! another caption chosen!
Oh god, YES! I was in an AlIce in Woderland play a couple of months ago. I was the caterpillar, the mouse, the Mad Hatter, and the 2 of hearts. WIN.
Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you’re at. Up above the world so high, like a tea tray in the sky.
Sorry if I failed… meh memory. By the way, ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS, love your name! Aw it likes me!
“you are Old Father William” the young man said,
“and your hair has become very white.
And yet you incessantly stand on your head,
Do you think at your age it is right?”
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
@IAmNotThatCoolLike-
“In my youth,” Father William replied to his son.
“I feared it might injure the brain.
But now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
I do it again and again!”
@Ariana Dumbledore-
Yup, you got it right! And thanks! For that, you get a free-
*sudden voice change* ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS!
*Looks directly into camera* ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS?
@ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS but nobody sold any Poop Cola Candy Bars!
@ ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS: “You are old,” said the youth, “as I mentioned before, And have grown most uncommonly fat; Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door— Pray, what is the reason of that?”
ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS: Yay! But what about the secret prize?!
Oh Mister Rabbit… Mister Rabbit! WHOA! Falling isn’t nearly as fun as it seems! …Where am I? And is that a dormouse? ….Curiouser and curiouser…
I remember every line of the version of Alice In Wonderland we did at my school
EVERY LINE.
@My Name’s not Kellie-
“In my youth,” said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
“I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment- one shilling the box-
allow me to sell you a couple.”
Ok, I cheated on that one. I recently got the book from the library. But I didn’t cheat on the one before that!
@Ariana Dumbledore-
The secret prize is cake. However, since the cake is a lie, you get no prize.
@ADHESIVE MEDICAL STRIPS- “You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak— Pray how did you manage to do it?”
Oh, psh, I’m just copying and pasting from an iPod app I have. XD I’ve only read it all the way through once… I really should read it again. *resolves to do that* Impressive that you could remember that first part though! *applauds you* *abuses asterisks*